CATEGORY: Weird Stories

'Bade?'

'Yes?'

'What did you tell me last time about Ola?'

'I told you she's a preek. Do you know she scaled her niece's knuckles with a ruler because the little girl couldn't recite her multiplication times table.'

'Which?'

'Huh?'

'Which?'

'Which what?'

'Which of the multiplication tables could she not recite?'

'Em.3 or 4'

'Hmm..(Laughs). I can't even say 2'

'Really?'

'Yes'

'You can't recite 2 times table?'

Kisses teeth. 'Why do you do that thing?'

'What thing?'

'Where you take what I say and make it a whole question after I've said it?'

'I take what you say and make it a whole question??'

Hisses.. 'Never mind.

(brief silence)

Can i ask you a question?'

'What?'

'If you think she's a preek why are you still introducing me to her?'

'Why I'm still introducing you to her??Cause you're a preek too,Preek on preek..Orgasm '

Distorted  face..'If you're gay man just come out and say it .don't make such jokes.'

'You're homophobic..No safe space '

'Are you gay?'

'Are you going to meet her like THIS??'

'Oui'

'Non..Non..Non..C'est le terrific choice '

'That's just horrible French you're speaking '

'Go change '

'Non. She's a preek'

'Up ..up..you won't be worse! Not on my watch'.