Category: Weird Stories in the Archives

 Life happens so fast.

One minute we are worrying about what shoe to wear to school, next we're worrying about which suitor to say No to.

All boys are charming, atleast every boy in England is. But how do you pick correctly which England boy stands a chance to make you happy forever?

Charm wears off eventually. I for one need happiness,All life round.

I know it won't be long before I'm betrothed off to some boy, so I have to make a choice early.

Definitely not Branson, he's cute alright. But wah sort of name is Branson? I despise the name so much. It may be attributed to the fact that my Nana keeps talking about her dead 7th husband, Branson, who was a drunk. 'No good comes out of a person named Branson' she says, I believe her.

Michael,why not him?

Why??? Well,if every girl has not kissed him or given him a bloody blow job in the theatre, I might  consider him.

Edward..He's double Olivia's age yet he looks 23!! Bloody 23. I'm definitely not going to compete youthfulness with a man who's old already!!!!

Sigh...

Maybe Mike? I love the way he speaks,and writes. His letters? I look forward to always. But everyone knows you never marry a writer. They die and leave you a widow. With absolutely nothing.

Don't dare ask me if I'm certain!!! If you have doubts ask Mary...Mary Angelo, Mary Samuel,Mary Anthony and Mary Esse.. They are together widows.

My Dad says I'm spoilt and rotten,that I've got quite a number of men wanting to marry me,despite my looks,yet I'm being picky.

He doesn't understand it. He's certain my mom would be embarrassed if she were here.

He forgets something,he will die off soon enough.My father is quite old.

I've got no siblings,No friends.

So if my happiness with the groom i pick is not certain, I will be in misery for the rest of my life.

I don't care if he's not rich and loaded,I just want someone who makes me laugh a lot.

Like my maid Rose, but marrying a girl is unheard off and my Dad would go ballistic if i ever said such out loud.